A Conversation with a Smart Kid

J: "Mom, I want to play computer"

M: "No, it is time for bed. You can play computer tomorrow"

Crawls up on to my lap and starts grabbing my mouth.

J: " I take all the 'No's' out of your mouth, Mom"

M: "You took all the 'no's', now what can I say?

J: "Some moms say no, but my mom only say yes"

M: "Can I have my 'no's' back?"

J: "Nope, I can play computer now, because my mommy says yes"